And then we invented the richterfail !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

While surfing th internet for posters i came across this photo
well one thing led to another and then i invented the richter fail.
yes the richter fail
a scale from 1- 10
1= mistake and not thought through completely
5=seriously what were you thinking
10= bing bing bing we have a winner...not ...fail!!!!





hmmm id say 3








this is a 1










and the runner up for failing goes to number 8








lo not much of a fail but id give it a 4















9 on the richter fail and a 3 on the richter scale ironic much.

and tonight the winner hitting a 10 
on the richter fail

 id like to thank all my sponsers
and all the winners hope u have a fail free life :P
special  thanks to failpictures
for more fails click here

A day in the life of a tenth grader -_-*

ola blog world,
well today its all about tenth graders in India.
Not to point fingers or anything but having the traditional Indian parent doesnt help one bit,course you expect the best out of your children but its more like:
mom: hello beta(child in hindi),id like to give to you what my father gave to me when i was your age (age 12) *hands collection of 12 volume algerbra series to son and smiles*
son: but mom i want to be an anthropologist.
mom:*fumes coming out from ears* you mean you want to be a chartered accountant you just mispronounced it.
now say it with me chaaaa-aaaaart-tered-acc-oun-tant.
son : yes mom o..O, chaaa-..................................................
Now to touch on a more delicate topic,
that is the numerous amounts of suicide cases all over India,it scares me (considering the fact that im a tenth grader in the indian system), i do agree it isnt easy being in the indian system which is more theoretical than practical study and the stress is overwhelming but suicide shouldnt be an option -_-*.
Most schools have started after school counseling sessions  for children who will be writing the boards to cope with the stress and tips to make studies easier.
Best of luck to the last batch about to write the boards.

Things to do if you find yourself in a mad overwhelming rage!!! :@

Heres something i found very useful when i lost it just a few minutes ago.....
the first thing you want to do is scream out of the window
then you might want to turn metal kings lamb of god's ashes of the wake album to full
according to my sources(who prefer to remain anonymous,due to safety reason...not :P) say punching a pillow helps and does no damage XD.Also a latest scientific discovery shows that it takes some 43 muscles to frown,and only four to put up your middle finger.

Well im gonna call it a day,take care now.

How i met your mother

Legend wait for it.... wait for it..... hope ur not lactose intollerent..cause the next word happens to be dairy .

one of the best shows ever.With a hilarious line up including neil patrick harris making the show amazing ,gauranteed to make you laugh.I was able to find a site with all the seasons available to watch online,  for all the episodes to date clike here.Hope you enjoy it as much as i do.

Game fanatic or loony? you decide

while surfing youtube i found this crazy vid
its abt this kid who goes completely crazy over the unreal tournament
when he finds out his keyboard is jammed,poor kid lol
did i mention hes german and sounds like a nazi XD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2QxLpS3aIM

new bioshock 2

For all you gamers out there one of the most wicked games ive everplayed is coming out next month.Yes folks 9th of feb is the day bioshock 2 releases.If uve played the first one ,the second game takes place a decade after the events of bioshock.An ex little sister starts kidnapping little girls and plans to turn them into new little sisters.You play the role of the first big daddy with many fun features.The game also includes a multiplayer feat.,so dont miss out on this kickass game,hope to beat u online :P

New world order? i dont think so...

 ola web world,
speaking about the world most of you may be wondering
why most of the women on your facebook may have posts that say england or germany or spain.
well it has nothing to do with a dream destination,on the other hand it has to do with their realtionship status.
here are the geographical keys

• Single = England
• In Love = Germany
• Unhappy in love = France
• In a relationship = Spain
• Married = Switzerland
• Engaged=Austria                                                                                                                               

      hope this helped.

ola blogging world,
well my name is Darren
i hope i can brighten up ur day and bring a few laughs
through various post
all based on things u may miss while surfing the net,
keep ur eyes open!!! =)